Assorted snark, where have I been and congratulations edition

I've been blogging about objectivity in the classroom and Diana DeGette today at SquareState.

Congrats to Drinking Liberally for being bipartisan and popular. And congrats to CoCo, Wash Park Prophet, Progress Now Action, Colorado Media Matters, ColoradoPols and Coyote Gulch for also being very popular.

Assorted snark, mostly Republican edition with a sidebar about an actual policy post

• Tancredo to voters: "You support me!"
• Wadhams to media: "You support me!"
• Club for Growth to Schaffer: "We support you."
• WeatherDem to Udall: "Support the Safe Climate Act."

More assorted APATTW nonsnark

• Edwards to Denver: "Be inspired!"
• Saturn to galaxy: "Be awed!"
• Denver Three to White House: "Be sorry!"

Assorted snark, APATTW edition

Presenting the most snark-free Assorted Snark edition ever:

• Andrew Romanoff: "Cease fire on 41!"
• Jeannie Ritter: "Improve access to mental health services!"
• Dems: "We're cleaning up in Broomfield, literally!"

Assorted snark, Colorado edition

• Montrose: "We love Bill Ritter!"
• Greeley: "The state legislature is a petri dish!"
• Craig: "We like oil, gas and shooting stuff!"
• Pueblo: "Wind power and then some!"

Assorted snark, politics edition

• Georgia State Sen.: "I'm battier than Schultheis!"
• Lieberman crony: "Bloggers are babies!"
• Newsweek: "John Edwards is dreamy!"
• CoCo: "Hillman and Beauprez have dumb websites!"
• DCCC: "Colorado is bulletproof!"

Hat-tip to SquareState for the DCCC link.

Assorted snark, policy edition

• Iraq: DeGette, Udall, John Salazar, Perlmutter
• Energy: Ritter, Ken Salazar
• Amendment 41: Ward, CoCo

Assorted snark from the 2008 primaries

• McEwan to Edwards: "Adios."
• Hillary to Rove: "Boo!"
• Russert to Dems: "Huh?"
• Tancredo to House: "Whichever."

And finally, SquareState points out that the Ken Salazar for Vice-President rumors I wrote about last year are still swirling.

Evan Bayh would probably make a better runningmate for Hillary, Richardson or Obama. But an Edwards/Salazar ticket would be just about perfect.

Assorted snark from the Coloradolib inbox

• McInnis to Schaffer: "But I don't want a primary!"
• Republicans to Democrats: "Hillary big like Hulk!"
• Linkhart to Denver: "I'm in. And I'm in to win."
• Tancredo to voters: "Immigration? Never heard of it."