Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The Coloradolib screenplay generator

Want to write a screenplay, but don't know where to start? Coloradolib makes it easy.

Step 1, pick a bogeyman:

1. Bob Beauprez, radio talk show host.

2. Exxon Mobil, master of the cover-up.

3. Mike Coffman, man of many secrets.

Step 2, pick a hero:

1. Andrew Romanoff, mild-mannered leader.

2. Three U.S. Senators who aren't afraid to keep digging.

3. A heroic but vaguely dweeby liberal blogger.

Step 3, pick a conflict:

1. The DNC is perilously trapped between the Convention Center and the Pepsi Center!

2. The JeffCo party is torn between Herb Rubenstein and Vince Todd!

3. A mystery virus begins to turn crucial parts of America a deep shade of red!

Somebody call Hollywood. I smell box office gold.

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