If you listed our language's 10 finest sentences, you would find half had been crafted by
Christopher Hitchens.
Hitchens' works are so transcendent that remembering them inspires genius in his lessers. Examine my first sentence. The alliterative beginning. The assonantal end. Would I have written so well without Hitchens' ghost hovering over my keyboard? I doubt it. Which is why it has been difficult for me to watch him fall apart.
Hitchens' move from socialist to neocon is the stuff of legend. It began with his hatred of Bill Clinton and accelerated after 9/11. He even "slightly" endorsed George Bush in 2004. I remember reading
that piece in The Nation. It was the first time that I simply could not follow one of his arguments. He wrote that liberals faced a prisoner's dilemma, forced to choose between a Democrat they despised and a third-party candidate who couldn't win:
...[Kerry] is offering you the worst of both worlds. Myself, I have made my own escape from your self-imposed quandary. Believe me when I say that once you have done it, there's no going back. I have met a few other ex-hostages, and they all agree that the relief is unbelievable.Kerry isn't liberal enough, and he can't win, so liberals will feel better if they vote for Bush? Hm.
At first, I believed that my biases were getting in the way of my reason. But Hitchens' reviews in
The Atlantic have also gone south. (I recall his willfully combative
reading of
The Waste Land, in particular.)
Last night, the remaining respect I had for Hitchens evaporated. NPR broadcast a
segment in which Hitchens attempted to defend his new career as a neocon apologist after four double Scotches and three glasses of merlot. "I thought the United States should be defended from nihilistic Islamism and [left-wing thinkers] thought... it brought [9/11] on itself."
There are two errors in that sentence. First there's the false choice between defending our country and criticizing it. And then there's the implication that knocking over a secular dictatorship was the best way to destroy Islamic fascism. Hitchens' thought process is the same as your garden-variety Bush voter: He can't distinguish between the need for a hawkish foreign policy and the decision to invade Iraq.
The rational left's opposition to the Iraq War is built on the war's
opportunity cost. If you'd given a President Al Gore $300 billion dollars and 130,000 troops on Sept. 12, 2001, Osama Bin Laden would be dead today. But we didn't have a President Al Gore. We had Bush. And so we find ourselves the babysitter of a
deteriorating Iraq, our military
stretched thin, our debt unmanageable, and our borders porous.
Unfortunately, it seems that Hitchens is no longer interested in debating the rational left. The NPR interview portrayed a man busy sparring with a small cadre of radical pacifists, churning out wordy reviews, and lubricating his liver.
The loss to our letters is incalculable.
Labels: Christopher Hitchens, Iraq, punditry