Diana DeGette named Vice Chair of Energy and Commerce Committee

A press release begins like so:

Chief Deputy Whip Diana DeGette (D-CO) announced today that she has been asked by Chairman John Dingell (D-MI) to serve as Vice Chair of the Energy and Commerce Committee. Rep. DeGette also announced today that she has been asked by Speaker Nancy Pelosi to serve on the U.S. House Page Board.

The wheels in my brain spin for several seconds as I consider adding a House page joke. I think better of it. I hit the publish key.