Ritter campaign to host video contest

You didn't hear it from me, but the Bill Ritter for governor campaign is planning a film contest that will render the Oscars obsolete. I've already lined up Christian Bale and Naomi Watts to star as Bill and Jeannie Ritter in an epic based on their adventures in Africa. Quentin Tarantino wil executive produce. We're still arguing over writing credits. Stay tuned for details.