The Coloradolib Monday survey
Who's the bigger jackass?
Contestant #1: President George Bush, whose entire administration as been built around exploiting our military to further his political aims. Tonight, he will attempt to deflect criticism of his domestic spying plan by sending the national guard to the Mexican border. Make sense to you? Me neither.
Contestant #2: Jim Martell. The Iowan discovered the world's first wild grizzly/polar bear hybrid in the far northern reaches of Canada. And shot it. "It will be quite a trophy," Martell said.
Contestant #3: Tom Tancredo. I just got a PDF with the full results of the CD6 polling. And in the extremely-Republican district, only 44% say they would vote for Tancredo again. I hear he is very popular in Arizona, though.
Contestant #1: President George Bush, whose entire administration as been built around exploiting our military to further his political aims. Tonight, he will attempt to deflect criticism of his domestic spying plan by sending the national guard to the Mexican border. Make sense to you? Me neither.
Contestant #2: Jim Martell. The Iowan discovered the world's first wild grizzly/polar bear hybrid in the far northern reaches of Canada. And shot it. "It will be quite a trophy," Martell said.
Contestant #3: Tom Tancredo. I just got a PDF with the full results of the CD6 polling. And in the extremely-Republican district, only 44% say they would vote for Tancredo again. I hear he is very popular in Arizona, though.
posted by 300 Spartans Gym at 9:07:00 AM
4 Comments:
Gotta vote for Bush, especially since he's cynically bowing to the base and deflecting attention from his illegal acts.
Jim Martell didn't know he was shooting a hybrid bear, and Tancredo is actually a true believer in his cause.
Hm. Persuasive argument. I'll choose Mad Tom. The guy can't even get te uber-conservative CD6 behind him.
Martell's an Idahoan. So at least he doesn't get to participate in the Iowa caucuses.
Whoops. You're right, Martell is from Idaho. My bad.
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