Romanoff, the wit
If House Speaker Andrew Romanoff ever wants to leave politics, he ought to write for The Jon Stewart Show. Some of the lines from his latest newsletter are comedic gold:
"Judging from the emails I've received this month, I could sum up the legislature's work in a single proposal: to prohibit gay immigrants from driving without seat belts, smoking in pool halls, or building toll roads on private land. The law would not apply when shopping at Wal-Mart."
"Judging from the emails I've received this month, I could sum up the legislature's work in a single proposal: to prohibit gay immigrants from driving without seat belts, smoking in pool halls, or building toll roads on private land. The law would not apply when shopping at Wal-Mart."
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