I dream in Democrat

I think writing coloradolib must be getting to me. Last night I dreamt I was having dinner with Republican lobbyist-slash-cancer Jack Abramoff. I was yelling at him, telling him that America was moving a fifty million dollar dam from South America to New Mexico just so he could line his pockets with another fifty thousand dollars.

The worst part is that I was enjoying this dream. When I woke up, I actually mumbled to my wife that I wanted to go back to sleep because I was having a good dream. Sigh. Makes me long for the days I dreamt about playing for the Broncos and dating Kari Wuhrer.