Jailhouse rock

The Denver Daily News reports that Tommy DeLay has accused prosecutor Ronnie Earle of jury tampering. Ah yes, the "whoever smelt it, dealt it" defense. I remember it well. From third grade. Seriously, this is S.O.P. for the neocons. Just keep everybody confused and count on a fair and balanced press to trip over itself trying to report both sides of the story.

I'm going to be very disappointed if the Hammer, Doc Frist, the Mastermind and Scooter aren't all in jail about two years from now.